"He who controls the spice and those pants, controls the universe."
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty Kwisatz Haderach."
"Leto, a strong fish diet is essential for you."
"How?"
"It will give you superhuman powers and allow you to live for 3,500 years."
"...k."
"How's the new Dune book going, Frank?"
"Awesome. A bunch of nymphomaniac space nuns are invading the Imperium!"
"...okay, crack on."
"I'm not keen on writing more Dune novels, but on the other hand I do want a new conservatory so..."
"Say no more."
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Just catching up with the latest posts, I think you won April Fool's day :-)
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