The Devils by Joe Abercrombie

Brother Diaz has been summoned to the Chapel of the Holy Expediency to receive a mission directly from the ten-year-old Pope. He is to join a group of "devils," evil-doers repenting for their sins in (unwilling) service to the Papacy. Their goal is to guide the young heir to the throne of Troy to her throne, despite four cousins all keen to ensure she never gets there. Carrying out this quest are an immortal warrior, an invisible elf, an overly-proud necromancer, a jack of all trades, a vampire, and a werewolf. This quest may see them learn the meaning of friendship and found family (but probably not), and realise that the real friends are the zombie warriors we resurrected along the way.

The Devils is the latest novel from Joe Abercrombie, the undisputed king of dysentrypunk. Through many novels he has written stories soaked in blood (not always the best printing process for easy reading, but still), told with verve, humour, and sometimes worrying psychoses. This latest book is a semi-standalone, capable of being read by itself but also setting up a loose trilogy of episodic adventures for the Holy Expediencers.

The storyline is pretty straightforward, with street orphan-turned-professional-thief Alex finding out she's the long-lost Princess of Troy, a fairly unlikely prospect but one proven by the traditional means of a holy birthmark and a long-lost sigil. The Papal Shambolics have to guide her to her destiny, which involves (as this is an Abercrombie novel) a veritable morass of slaughter, bad jokes and bodily fluids spraying in all directions. Along the way we get to know the rest of the group, their hopes, their desires, and their propensity to solve problems with sharp bits of metal. It's a solid cast of characters, likeable but (heavily) flawed, seeking redemption or something adjacent to it, drawn with reasonable colour and depth.

The Devils feels like Unfettered Abercrombie. His First Law books, particularly the recent(ish) Age of Madness Trilogy, mix the dark humour and knockabout antics with weightier stories of societal development and an extended meta-arc which, though it can be summed up as, "what if Gandalf was a total arsehole?", has a lot of depth. The Devils feels like Joe had decided he needed a break from those weightier elements and he could just have a knockabout good time. This is a veritable "beer and pretzels" book where themes and intricate worldbuilding are side-courses, not the main appeal.

This has the simultaneous effect of making The Devils possibly Abercrombie's most outright enjoyable work, with action and comedy to spare, but also maybe his slightest, and most disposable. First Law fans may bemoan a lengthy gap until we return to that world (if we ever do) and the mouth-watering Glokta vs Bayaz struggle his last book set up, and others may ponder if Joe could have been better-served by exploring fresher fields altogether (presumably less filled with recruits corpses). But that's the perennial problem: do you want your favourite artist to deliver you what they're best at, no surprises, or reach for the worrying button called "space jazz concept album?"

The Devils (****) is straight-up Abercrombie, no chaser. It's fun, funny and uncomplicated, and is on the shelves worldwide right now.

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Joe Abercrombie's THE DEVILS optioned by James Cameron

James Cameron has optioned the screen rights to Joe Abercrombie's latest novel, The Devils. Cameron's Lightstorm Entertainment plans to produce a movie adaptation with Cameron and Abercrombie co-writing the scrip. Cameron has not committed to direct, as he is busy with a tiny little project called Avatar for the foreseeable.

The Devils, published just last month to become his first #1 Sunday Times Bestseller (as well as hitting #5 on the New York Times Bestseller List), is the first in a new trilogy from Abercrombie, set in an alternate medieval history version of our world where the Child Pope conspires to put the long-lost Princess of Troy back on her throne with the help of a squad of malcontents, including a vampire, a necromancer, a werewolf, an elf, a cursed undead warrior and an expert thief. Obviously, complications ensue.

Joe has had his work optioned for film before, with Deadpool director Tim Miller and Dune / Silo star Rebecca Ferguson attached to an adaptation of his novel Best Served Cold two years ago. So far, that project has not moved forwards.

Cameron is hard at work on his Avatar sequence of films, with the third movie, Avatar: Fire and Ash, due for release on 19 December this year. Avatar 4 and 5 are in development, with around a third of Avatar 4 already in the can for a provisional 2029 release.

Gollancz and Tor nab rights to new Joe Abercrombie trilogy

Gollancz and Tor Books have acquired the UK and US rights respectively to Joe Abercrombie's next fantasy project. No release date has been set for the project, but given that Joe reported only being about half done with it at the end of last year, I imagine it'll be 2023 at least before we see the new material.

The new trilogy starts with a book called The Devils and marks a change for Abercrombie in that it is set in a fantasised version of the real world, rather than his First Law work which is sent entirely in a secondary world, or his Half a King trilogy which melds fantasy with a post-apocalyptic setting.

The new trilogy will apparently meld epic fantasy with the heist, crime and thriller genres. The synopsis follows:

“In a magic-riddled Europe under constant threat of elf invasion, the 10-year-old Pope occasionally needs services that cannot be performed by the righteous. And so, sealed deep beneath the catacombs, cathedrals and relic stalls of the Sacred City lies the secret Chapel of the Holy Expediency. For its highly disposable congregation – including a self-serving magician, a self-satisfied vampire, an oversexed werewolf, and a knight cursed with immortality – there is no mission that cannot be turned into a calamitous bloodbath.”