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Saturday, 16 January 2077
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Thursday, 6 November 2025
No Life Forsaken by Steven Erikson
Wednesday, 5 November 2025
China Miéville announces new novel, THE ROUSE, for 2026
From the bestselling and award-winning master of speculative fiction comes a deeply moving, decade- and continent-spanning epic: forced to investigate a devastating personal tragedy, an ordinary woman stumbles on dark conspiracies, and provokes the attention of uncanny forces.
Sunday, 2 November 2025
Doctor Who: Season 22
The Doctor continues his adventures in time and space in his new sixth incarnation, along with his American companion Peri. The Doctor's latest adventures see him crossing wits with the Daleks, Cybermen, the Master and the Rani, among others.
The twenty-second season of Doctor Who aired in 1985 and came at a strange time for the show's fortunes. Peter Davison had departed the previous season as the Fifth Doctor and we'd already experienced a full serial with Colin Baker as the Sixth Doctor, one in which he'd memorably tried to kill his assistant Peri in the throes of post-regenerative madness. Fans were sceptical of the new incarnation and the BBC was suffering a series of renewed complaints about the show being too dark and too violent. The new BBC1 controller, Michael Grade, also hated the show and controversially decided to cancel it after the production of the twenty-second season, sparking massive public outcry (and a charity single so horrible that all record of it needs to be struck from existence). The BBC commuted Doctor Who's death sentence to instead a longer-than-normal hiatus, mandating changes to production and improvements in quality for its return (orders that were, arguably not really followed through on).
This was all too late to impact Season 22 itself though. The show returned to airing on Saturday nights, its spiritual home, with a new format. Instead of most serials consisting of four 25-minute episodes (through, between the credits and recaps, the amount of actual new material in an episode averaged 20-22 minutes), this season consisted mostly of serials of two 45-minute episodes, with one coming in at three. The season was still the same length as almost every season since Jon Pertwee's debut in 1970, but how that length was assigned had changed.
Whether it improved things or not is questionable: script editor Eric Saward was keen, feeling it enabled a longer setup of the plot and characters, with less of a mad rush to get the Doctor involved, but fans seemed to feel that this could mean the Doctor not joining the action until too late in the day. The longer setups were sometimes effective, but also sometimes meant a rushed conclusion instead. There was also the practical consideration that the BBC also asked for 25-minute edits of the episodes for overseas transmission, meaning that a mini-cliffhanger had to occur halfway through every episode anyway, so in some cases the longer episodes just feel like two standard episodes squashed together. Still, an interesting idea and one that would be picked up again by the modern show when it began in 2005.
Things initiate with Attack of the Cybermen. The Cybermen had impressed with their return in force in Season 19's Earthshock and their short appearances in the anniversary special The Five Doctors, so bringing them back again was a no-brainer. John Nathan-Turner was interested in bringing in the topical element of Halley's Comet, whose return in 1986 was being hugely hyped up, and also in doing a story that tied in with Doctor Who's past. Fan consultant Ian Levine was talked to extensively about the ideas for the story, resulting in a decision to bring in elements from The Tenth Planet (the first Cyberman story from Season 4, airing in 1966) and Tomb of the Cybermen (a Season 5 story from 1967). The problem was that in 1985, Doctor Who fans did not have access to on-demand streaming or media releases, and neither story was available on VHS (The Tenth Planet missing its final episode and Tomb of the Cybermen being completely missing until its fortuitous discovery and return to the BBC archive seven years after this story transmitted). Levine also suggested some random references to the very first Doctor Who story, An Unearthly Child, such as a return to the Totter's Lane junkyard. Finally, Saward was keen to reintroduce the character of Lytton from the preceding season's Resurrection of the Daleks.
The result is a story that is belaboured and bowed by the weight of continuity, although it ironically suffers less from this today, when you can actually watch most of the those preceding Cyber-stories on the BBC iPlayer without too much trouble. It's again heavy on action, with lots of exploding Cybermen and fierce laser gun battles, and this can be fun (and certainly a change from the normal problem of Doctor Who monsters being indestructible to normal weapons) but threatens to be monotonous. The story also suffers from a bit too many elements (a common Saward trope) with Halley's Comet, the fixing of the TARDIS chameleon circuit, the Lytton story, the Cryon story, the Cybermen machinations, a failed bank heist and the Doctor and Peri still trying to find their post-regenerative footing all vying for screen time. For all that, the story actually holds together reasonably well and the pacing is certainly very brisk. Production values are reasonable, for once, although the Cyber Controller (reinstated in the story at John Nathan-Turner's insistent, somewhat redundantly) is wasted.
The story also marks the continuation of Nicola Bryant being asked to walk around in ridiculously revealing outfits (her pink leotard is a bit incongruous in the London sewers), culminating in even the Cybermen thinking it's a bit much and insisting she change into something more sensible for their trip to Telos. When Bryant is allowed to actually act as Peri and is given some meaty dialogue or emotions to play, she does very well, but these opportunities are few and far between in the story. The story also fails to capitalise on something it only realises in its closing minutes, that the Doctor has badly misjudged Lytton and failed to realise he is capable of redemption, leading to bitter regret. For all that Saward has a mixed reputation in Who fan circles, he does at least try to make his guest characters more complex, realistic characters. The casting for this story is also superb, with a brilliant turn in particular from Maurice Colbourne as Lytton and Brian Glover as Griffiths, though once again Saward seems inclined to kill characters the second they stop serving a story function, a trope which is starting to verge on the comedic. An interesting story, but a messy one with a lot of unfulfilled potential.
The second story, Vengeance on Varos, is stronger and cleverer. The Doctor arrives on a planet where politicians have to keep their constituents happy not just around the time of elections, but every single day. Instant popularity polls are carried out for every decision and if the elected officials are not up to snuff, they can be punished with pain or even death. The satire verges on the Malcolm Hulkeian (though its actually newcomer-to-the-show Phillip Martin writing), with the secondary characters as well-drawn as any Robert Holmes story. Particularly, utterly magnificent is Nabil Shaban as Sil, the most repulsive villain in Doctor Who history with easily the best prosthetics work. Martin Jarvis is also very strong as the Governor, and Jason Connery provides some rare eye candy for the other side as he is forced to spend half the story in a state of undress. Game of Thrones fans may also spot a young Owen Teale (Alliser Thorne) as a villainous guard.
The story is also notable for its wonderfully modern-feeling metaplot, as much of the adventure is recorded and transmitted to the people of Varos as it unfolds, leading to some superb commentary from the characters watching the story unfold. In a stronger season, the story would perhaps not stand out as much, but arguably it's the strongest or joint-strongest story of the season, so is more notable.
The Mark of the Rani introduces the titular Rani, a renegade Time Lord who, unlike the Master, is not totally evil but instead amoral, interested only in pure research. A superb setup sees the Doctor and Peri arrive in an early 19th Century mining village riven by tensions between the local industrialist and Luddite workers scared of being replaced by machines (oddly topical!), with the Rani (a barnstorming performance by Kate O'Mara) manipulating the situation to her advantage. Unfortunately, the story takes a bit of a nosedive due to the interference of Anthony Ainley's Master, who feels very awkwardly shoehorned into the script. Pip and Jane Baker, not the most popular Doctor Who writers, actually deliver some good work in their debut, the Rani's TARDIS is a very good bit of slightly surreal design (with dinosaur embryos suspended around a central console that arguably puts the Doctor's to shame) and there's both exceptional location filming and some impressive stuntwork. The over-acting and cheesy dialogue for the Master derail (pun intended) what could have been a much stronger piece. Still, it's watchably entertaining and nobody can take over a scene like O'Mara can.
The Two Doctors came from John Nathan-Turner feeling that The Five Doctors was a big hit, so he asked Patrick Troughton and Frazer Hines if they wanted to come back for a further story down the line. The story sees the Second Doctor and Jamie running afoul of a conspiracy between the villainous Androgums and the Sontarans, with the Sixth Doctor and Peri showing up to lend a hand. The story is again enhanced by a wonderful guest cast, led by Troughton and Hines at their best, but with Blake's 7's immortally villainous Jacqueline Pearce threatening to steal every scene she's in. John Stratton, Laurence Payne, James Saxon and Carmen Gomez all deliver great performances in possibly one of Who's strongest-ever guest casts, all with a script by the returning Robert Holmes, unleashing devastatingly witty lines.
All of this is extremely good, but the direction is a bit pedestrian, and the story's length - at three 45-minute episodes this is the longest Doctor Who story to air since Season 16's The Armageddon Factor - sees a fair bit of filler added in. The Sontarans also feel a bit pointless, and the story could have easily taken place without them. The location filming in Seville is beautiful and they clearly want to show off the locations by having characters wander around the city and the surrounding Spanish countryside for a bit longer than is optimal, whilst this probably the most egregious story for using Peri as eye candy, although she is also given a bit more do in the story than most of her instalments, which is a relief. It's also clear that Patrick Troughton is having an absolute whale of time, with formidable comic timing and some of the most outrageously good eyebrow-acting you will ever see. His passing just a couple of years after this story was very sad. It just feels the story is overlong and a bit flat in its direction, otherwise this could have been the season highlight.
Timelash, on the other hand, is clearly the season lowlight. The idea isn't bad, with the Doctor returning to a planet he has visited previously to see it crushed under the heel of the villainous Borad, who likes to punish people by throwing them into the time vortex. There's a bunch of rebels who need to rebel (mostly by running around corridors, in the time-proven manner) and need the Doctor's help to do so, and a fascinating secondary villain performance by Blake's 7 star Paul Darrow, here delivering an over-the-top performance that sort of works (reportedly to get back at Colin Baker for a scene-stealing turn on the third season of Blake's 7 five years earlier). The problem is that the story is thin, the secondary cast is undistinguished, and the gimmick of having a temporary companion who turns out to be a famous person is under-utilised. There's also some appalling effects, bad sets and some flat performances (reportedly the result of Nathan-Turner pulling his stars out of rehearsal to go and do PR in the States) resulting in a story that is, at best, deeply insipid.
The season ends with Revelation of the Daleks, an interesting and offbeat story by Saward. Some of his tropes are present here, but the story is less action-packed and more thoughtful than normal, with a well-drawn secondary cast with some great performances, particularly by Terry Molloy, Eleanor Bron, William Gaunt and Clive Swift. Alexei Sayle and Jenny Tomasin give more acquired performances, interesting but more arguable in their success. It's a bit of an odd story with Davros harvesting the dead to turn into Daleks and various factions in the mortuary of Tranquil Repose feuding with one another. The Doctor and Peri spend more than half the story just getting into the building, leaving little time to formulate plans to defeat Davros, and the Daleks are at their least interesting here, despite the great paintjob for Davros's Imperial Daleks (who will be revisited more formidably in Season 25's Remembrance of the Daleks).
There are some really effective horror moments, as well as black comedy, and Saward even remembers to leave a few characters alive at the end so the Doctor can pretend to have achieved an actual victory. There are some stupid moments, with the episode one cliffhanger (in which Davros engineers a polystyrene statue to fall onto the Doctor to not kill him, just scare him) being one of the most underwhelming and weirdly-contrived in the show's history. Still, Graeme Harper's direction is outstanding, the musical score is superb and the horror vibe is for once effectively melded into a Doctor Who story, with some good location filming and a more chill relationship between the Doctor and Peri being much more welcome.
Season 22 of Doctor Who (***½) is perfectly watchable, if rarely outstanding. Colin Baker improves as the Doctor over the course of the season, and every story bar Timelash has some merit to it. Even Timelash arguably falls into the "so bad it's good" category thanks to the sheer volume of scene-chewing going on by Paul Darrow. Nobody's going to call it the best season of Who ever, but if anything it's probably slightly underrated.
The season is available on DVD and Blu-Ray as well as streaming on BBC iPlayer in the UK and various services overseas.
- 22.1 - 22.2: Attack of the Cybermen (***½)
- 22.3 - 22.4: Vengeance on Varos (****)
- 22.5 - 22.6: The Mark of the Rani (***½)
- 22.7 - 22.9: The Two Doctors (***½)
- 22.10 - 22.11: Timelash (*½)
- 22.12 - 22.13: Revelation of the Daleks (****)
Saturday, 1 November 2025
Blogging Roundup: 1 September to 1 November 2025
The Wertzone
News
- Doctor Who to return with new special in 2026, ends partnership with Disney
- RUMOUR: One missing Doctor Who episode has been located
- Yellowjackets to end with its fourth season
- Trailer for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms released
- Star Trek fans finally get the Battle of Wolf 359 they were denied in the 1990s
- New Star Trek video game will let you decide whether to murder Tuvix or not
- Next Star Wars movie gets its first trailer
- Pinnacle Entertainment launches Deadlands: The Dark Ages Kickstarter
- Daniel Abraham provides update on final Kithamar Trilogy novel
Reviews
- The Forest
- Thud! by Terry Pratchett
- Doctor Who: Season 21
- Alien: Earth - Season 1
- Doctor Who: Season 20
- Doctor Who: Season 19
- Titanfall 2 (campaign)
- Doctor Who: Season 18
- Doctor Who: Season 17
- House of the Dragon: Season 2
- Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Definitive Edition
- Wheel World
- Foundation: Season 3
- Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
- Doctor Who: Season 16 - The Key to Time
Tuesday, 28 October 2025
DOCTOR WHO to return with new special in 2026, ends partnership with Disney
Wednesday, 22 October 2025
The Forest
Thud! by Terry Pratchett
Friday, 17 October 2025
Doctor Who: Season 21
Wednesday, 15 October 2025
Alien: Earth - Season 1
2120. Five powerful corporations control the Solar system, including Prodigy. After a decades-long mission to collect alien specimens from various planets, the Weyland-Yutani Corporation ship Maginot crash-lands in Prodigy's city of New Siam, releasing a number of hostile creatures. Prodigy operatives are dispatched to contain the site and recapture the aliens. Leading the way are five human-synthetic hybrids, the minds of dying children moved into new synthetic bodies. The group is at first happy to take orders from Prodigy's obnoxious CEO, Boy Kavalier, but soon develop their own agendas.
The Alien franchise has been thoroughly explored previously through movies, video games, comics, novels and roleplaying games. It's actually mildly surprising that the franchise has taken this long to get onto television, despite a realistic depiction of the titular creature requiring a significant effects budget. It also required a strong showrunner, to both find a story worthwhile of the prolonged runtime of a TV show - which may not be compatible with the franchise's horror roots, which relies more on short, sharp shocks - and to stand up to the scrutiny of the infamously irascible Ridley Scott. Noah Hawley, a tremendously well-regarded writer and director for his work on Fargo and Legion, is precisely the sort of writer you need in that role.
So is the show any good? Well, for the last few weeks I've been suffering from a shoulder complaint, which is quite irritating, and I cannot rule out it resulting from whiplash from trying to follow Alien: Earth's sometimes bewildering lurches in quality, tone and atmosphere from episode to episode and sometimes scene to scene.
The first half of the season is, by far, the stronger, although that lurching in quality is still present. The Maginot's budget-straining crash into a city and the resulting cleanup operation results in a ton of impressive vfx, xenomorph-unleashing carnage, burning tension and corporate intrigue. The cast immediately impresses, especially Babou Ceesay as a Weyland-Yutani cyborg agent and reliable old hands like Adrian Edmondson and a magnificent-as-always Timothy Olyphant. Sydney Chandler is suitably weird and offbeat as lead hybrid Wendy, whilst Samuel Blenkin is supremely punchable as the ridiculously smug Boy Kavalier. The cast is good, the action is solid, the vfx impressive, and the thematic element of the synths being "lost boys" a la Peter Pan is intriguing. The show makes good use of the xenomorph, showing it early and letting it rip, but also manages the impossible by having it be just one of a bestiary of horrifying creatures which are all different types of body horror.
The first half of the season sees the crash, the aftermath, the initial exploration of the aliens and concludes with a flashback episode set on the Maginot earlier in its mission which works as a great, 50-minute version of a full-blown Alien movie, complete with its own cast and storyline.
After this, the show loses focus. The thematic exploration of the hybrids becomes over-laboured and the Peter Pan analogy becomes less interesting the more it's overtly spelled out to the viewer. Like recent Russell T. Davies, Noah Hawley (or, given their mutual element in common, Disney) evidently decided that text is better than subtext, and why use a scalpel when you can use a chainsaw? Attached to a 5-gigaton nuclear bomb? There's also a degree of plotting which requires characters to hold ever-increasing sizes of idiot balls, and some decision-making by professionals that will have even the scientists in Prometheus saying, "hold up, that's a bit dumb, don't do that!" There's an element of this early on, but in the latter half of the series it gets pretty ridiculous, probably reaching its apex when a character only just marginally avoids death from a hostile alien creature that is still at large in the same room but takes a time-out from fighting it to offer some comfort to his upset sister. It's very nice that the alien showed empathy in that situation.
The show also struggles with the exact same problem that the franchise has struggled with since at least Alien 3: we know the drill of facehugger-chestburster-xenomorph and that ceased being scary decades ago, and has risked becoming rote. Ridley Scott's experiments with making Alien universe movies which are less reliant on the predictable xeno had a mixed reception, to say the least, and Alien: Earth makes the choice to lead with the creature, have it benched for most of the mid-part of the season, and bring it back at the end in a, if not friendly, than at least neutral role. The paradox of the franchise is that everyone knows what the xenomorph is about so it's become a bit predictable, but if you don't have the xenomorph in its traditional adversarial role in the story, is it even an Alien movie to start with? Sans the xeno, I'm not sure the Alien universe is actually that original or intriguing. We could also comment on the increasingly implausible way the story fits into the Alien canon, but that would probably give everyone involved an aneurysm so best not. Suffice to say that it's increasingly implausible the xenos could be such a mystery in Aliens given that hundreds of people saw them running around causing chaos on Earth sixty years earlier.
The baggy and bizarre second half of the season is probably single-handedly (tentaclely?) saved by Alien: Earth's breakout star: Ocellus, the maths-loving eyeball monster. Ocellus' trick is that it pops out the eyeball of a target creature, sticks itself in and then steers the creature around, after a comical period trying to work out how the creature walks. It's also clearly far smarter than any other alien (possibly any other character) on the show, although where exactly the brain is it would need to do this is a question probably best left for the "oh no I've gone crosseyed," category. Whenever the show flags, Ocellus usually steals a scene with its exploits, which veer between comedy and horror. Also, given the absolute brain-dead stupidity of most of the characters (especially by the end), you kind of find yourself rooting for Ocellus to pop a few more eyeballs than it manages before the end of the season.
There's much to enjoy about Alien: Earth (***½), with some great performances, ideas, creature design, vfx and some awesome sets. However, it is overlong and flabby: eight episodes is too much to sustain the horror and tension, and you have easily compressed these events into six episodes without losing too much of value. It does over-belabour its thematic ideas, and its use of the titular xenomorph is certainly...interesting. Probably the biggest problem is the cliffhanger ending, the prospect of a second season (which can only be reacted to with mixed feelings) and the increasing likelihood of a major arse-pull to explain how none of the events of this show are known in later parts of the franchise. Still, if they rename Season 2 Alien: Ocellus, I'd be more firmly on-board (and Ocellus single-handedly raises the review score by half a star).
The first season of Alien: Earth is available to view on Disney+ in much of the world and Hulu in the USA.













