Duke Nukem reads FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Jon St. John, the excellently-named voice actor best-known for his portrayal of supermacho action hero Duke Nukem in the games of the same name, reads from Fifty Shades of Grey. Needless to say, not safe for work, or possibly your sanity:

On a related note, voice actor Gilbert Gottfried reading the official audio book*. Even more needless to say, not safe for work or probably anywhere public:

* Note: not actually official.

Duke Nukem Forever News

Huzzah! After fourteen years in development, Duke Nukem Forever is finally coming out in early May! Nothing can stop it now!

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DUKE NUKEM FOREVER gets trailer and release date

Duke Nukem Forever has got its final release date: 3 May 2011 in the USA, 6 May in the rest of the world. There's also a definitely-not-safe-for-work trailer to accompany the news:



Looks like the game will feature plenty of knowing nods to the insane development time (work began on it in 1997). From the look of it this is an old-school first-person shooter where you just blow stuff up. Innovations appear to be somewhat light on the ground (unless you count being able to punch aliens in the nuts as innovative) and there appears to be lots of bad taste involve. Which really just means it's true to the spirit of the franchise.